"never apply logic to Doctor Wh-"
nO MOTHERFUCKER I WANT A CERTAIN SOMEONE TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS SHITTY WRITING AND FOR TURNING MY FAVORITE SHOW INTO AN ILLOGICAL MASS FILLED WITH “IMPOSSIBLE GIRLS” AND “BLOCKBUSTER PLOTS”
my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations
David Sedaris (via dduane)
I like to think of it as being in partnership with the reader: Together, we create something new each time!
But it was a shock when I first realized this.
As far as I’m concerned these are the real titles of certain films in the Marvel Franchise.
Black Widow: The Quest To Deal With Tony Stark’s Shit
Black Widow 2: Fuck Now I Have To Save Like Five of These Morons
and her upcoming film
Black Widow 3: Steve What The Fuck Is Your Friend Doing
Patrick Signs Bill: ‘Upskirting’ Now Illegal
By State House News Service March 7, 2014
BOSTON — Gov. Deval Patrick Friday said he had signed a bill rushed to his desk outlawing people from secretly photographing up a woman’s skirt or other similarly invasive acts.
There was a brief window — from Wednesday morning until Friday morning — when such activity was deemed not specifically against the law by the Supreme Judicial Court. The Legislature quickly fixed the loophole highlighted by the court, enacting a bill Thursday that attaches jail and prison time depending on whether it was committed against a child.
On his way into a Cabinet meeting, Patrick told reporters he had signed the bill into law.
Asked if he was surprised how fast the bill was passed, Patrick said, “It shows they can do it when they want to.”
I love this state in so many ways.
"Hey, this gross thing isn’t technically illegal, guys." "WHAT? WE CAN FIX THAT MOTHERFUCKERS HERE WE GO."
If you’ve been thinking of reading something of ours but just haven’t got around to it yet, this might be a good time. For World Book Day, you’re welcome to download an ebook from each of us, free.
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OMG. My kids had this song on a cassette tape and listened to it over and over and over. That was 15 years ago and the song is STILL into head!
Joseph Fink, who’s p good at writing, I think. (from this week’s Philadelphia Weekly)